Not Me! Monday

I know I already posted one of these this week, but I just had to say ...

• I did not open my crockpot to put in a roast this morning only to find that it was growing a full beard of fuzzy, smelly ?????? inside it!!!
• I had not used that crockpot in the last 3-4 weeks.
• I did not put the lid back on it and leave it to be dealt with later.
• I did not just put the roast in the other crockpot.
• I did not come home to find a burned roast inside the other crockpot. (Really, how does food BURN in a crockpot?!??!)
• I did not pour lots of bleach into the first crockpot after dinner tonight in hopes that it would just clean itself.
• I also did not consider throwing out the first crockpot although I love it more than the second crockpot.

So. Not. Fun!!!

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Not Me! Monday - Sunday Edition

• I did not fail to give my child a bath the night before we had family pictures taken. It had not been several days since she had a bath. She has not had a bath since then. Baths are not a difficult experience at our house these days.

• I did not find some weird stain on the shirt that I was going to wear for the family pictures. I did not put a jacket over it and wear it anyway.

• I did not eat one of the hamburger cookies before I delivered the batch to my friend Karen although she paid for the stuff to make them. It was not the one where the icing was a tad bit messed up.

• I did not looooooooove the buttercream icing on Sarah's birthday cake. I did not ask if I could have some of the extra icing on the side of the cardboard after the cake slices were served. I did not thoroughly enjoy it so much that I had Sugar Fantasies that night. '

• I did not wait to wash towels until every single towel in my house was dirty - kid towels, adult towels, guest towels, all towels. I did not wait one full day beyond that before I actually washed them.

• I did not buy *80* daffodil bulbs on clearance at Lowes yesterday. I did not realize there are *80* bulbs in there. No really, I didn't.

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Sugar Fantasies

Last night, we continued Sarah's birthday party at a local burger joint. We had to get together for the boy(s) and adults who didn't go to the Tea Party. All the kids were tired and getting silly by this point.

Sarah had a beautiful princess cake.

Mason got to sit at the "adult table", but he colored and got a paper hat.All the girls sat side by side, ordered the same drinks and food .. even the same shake.They brought the kid shakes out in real glasses .. so Mom had to help.Sarah blew out alllll the candles. Gary and Cherry and Aunt Pat
Jessica and Kevin

Sarah blew out all her candles. The icing on her cake was sooooooo good.

I don't know what it is, but every time I eat something really sweet like that at night I always have really vivid dreams that are usually somewhat scary. Last night was no exception. I dreamed that we were over at my inlaws house and a bunch of other people I didn't know were over there. We were all watching the weather on TV because they were reporting severe weather in the area. And it was showing that a large tornado was right near where we were so I got up and opened the door to check it all out and the tornado was coming RIGHT for their house! I was panicked and tried to get everyone to move to the storm shelter, but nobody seemed concerned. I was screaming that they have a storm shelter RIGHT THERE in their house and lets go, but they wouldn't do it. Thankfully, I woke up before the tornado came and carried me away. Mike says that he has had dreams like that where he really does get picked up by the tornado. That's what I call a bad dream!

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Tea for Ten and Ten for Tea

This afternoon, Emily and I attended Sarah's 6th Birthday Tea Party at A Spot for Tea. All the little girls got to dress up in frilly dresses and put on any/as many accessories as they wanted.

Everybody got their picture taken with the birthday girl This is the birthday girl on the left, Madison on the right and Emily in front.

They got a group photo in front of the fountain.My mother-in-law was there. She didn't know that I took this picture. I got a few pics of Emily while she was sitting on the wicker love seat.

She didn't want to smile. Then the girls went downstairs to have a fashion show in the lobby.Here's the proud Dad.Then the girls sat down to tea (pink lemonade with unlimited sugar cubes). They had fruit, finger sandwiches, cheeses, and muffins.

And Sarah had a very cute Tea Pot Cake.

Then Sarah opened all her gifts. Each girl got to take her gift up to Sarah and sit beside her while she opened it. All the girls let out a collective Ohhhhhhh when Sarah opened her guitar. Her dad told me later that she played and sang with the guitar most of the afternoon once they got home. And, of course, there will be paybacks for this one. Of course.

Awwww so sweet!

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Hamburger Cookies

Updated: Emily and I were looking at my blog and she said the picture of her artwork was a TREE! I see it now .. a tree with fall leaves. Beautiful!

Last night, I made some cookies for my sweet friend, Karen. She asked for hamburger cookies for her grandkids, but I also made her some no-bake cookies because I know she loves them! She was very excited! She's a blog reader so I told her she was going to have to come on here and post a comment and let us know if they are good or not. But let me just say .. they ARE good. I hope her grandkids like them too.


And, of course, I have to show off Emily's latest art projects from school. This fall squirrel with leaf tail.

And this fall ... artwork.

Tomorrow, Emily and I are going to a tea party for her cousin Sarah's birthday. She's going to be six years old I think. She got her an awesome Barbie guitar. I kinda worry when I buy a child a toy that makes noise or with lots of small annoying pieces. I think a lot of parents remember what you bought for their child and get your child something just as annoying or moreso, if possible. I will admit that the sound of this guitar has the potential to be very annoying, but I think she will like it.

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AWANA Have Fun ... "I just wanna .. I just wanna"

Okay okay, I know that title was pretty lame. I was trying to throw in a Cyndi Lauper song reference, but I don't think it worked.

I just wanted to share a story from AWANA Cubbies last night. It was Cubbie Bear's birthday and so we had a party complete with balloons, party hats, and birthday cupcakes (mini muffins.) We only had three kids in our class again, but that's okay.

One of the little girls in our class is so cute ... any time we ask them what the verse is for the week, this little girl says "God is Love!" That was our verse the very first week of club, but she pretty much answers any question about the story or the verse with the same answer. "God is Love!"

Yes, He is!

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Turkey Feathers

This is going to be a short post tonight because I am watching Dancing With the Stars tonight. I'm rooting for Brooke Burke. She's a really good dancer and just so fun to watch.

I did want to share this turkey that Emily made this week in Sunday School. She was very insistent about TWO yellow feathers. Very cute. She's getting better with her coloring too.



Tomorrow I'll be attending a conference for work and then Emily and I have Cubbies. Hope the weather is better tomorrow than it was last Wednesday.

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Not Me! Monday

• I did not walk in to work using my child's Dora The Explorer umbrella this morning because I could not find mine and it was raining cats and dogs outside. I would be waaaaaay too embarrassed to be seen at work with a bright pink umbrella like that.

• My child did not put stickers on her dad's jacket and then let him wear it to work. Of course, I have told her 100 times that she can ONLY put stickers on her own paper.

• The waitress at our favorite Chinese restaurant did NOT tell us what we were going to order for our meals and drinks before we even said anything. We have obviously been going there too much lately and we obviously won't be going back any time soon. Check please!

• Deep down, I do not think that all Ice Cream Truck drivers are child molesters or serial killers. I do not cringe and run into the house whenever I see them or hear their creepy music. (I apologize if this offends anyone. If there are any nice and decent ice cream truck drivers out there, I am SURE I would like to know about it.) I was going to add this to the 15 Random Things About Me, but I decided against it.

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Tag - I'm it!

My friend Lisa has tagged me. I'm supposed to post 15 things that you may or may not know about me so that everyone can get to know me a little better. Wow, that's going to be a hard list to make. Lets get started ...

1 - My birthday is a few days before Christmas.

2 - I am a middle child. (Hi Daniel and Heather!)

3 - I showed livestock (cows and sheep) when I was a kid. I still have all the trophies and ribbons that I won.

4 - I played basketball for a couple years in Jr. High. I only got to play in one game and only for like two seconds. And when the coach put me in, I totally tried to get out of it because I hadn't really been paying attention and didn't know what I was supposed to do.

5 - I got kicked out of the marching band in high school. I played the french horn.

6 - I made a 30 on the ACT test.

7 - I attended college at Oklahoma State University. (Hi Pistol Pete!)

8 - I majored in Agricultural Engineering in college.

9 - I quickly changed my major to MIS. ;)

10 - I always wanted to be an elementary school teacher.

11 - I work as an IT analyst.

12 - I was married almost 7 years ago ... a very cold and snowy day in March.

13 - I love PINK cotton candy. (Isn't that right, Mike?)

14 - My favorite pizza is canadian bacon from Pizza Hut.

15 - I collect elephant figurines.

Okay so that wasn't too hard to write. Now I'm supposed to tag other bloggers to list 15 things about yourself. If you're reading this, consider yourself tagged! If you don't have a blog, feel free to list your 15 things in the comments on this post.

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Bears, Yellow Flowers and the Alphabet

Bears

This past week at preschool, Emily has been learning about bears. This is the brown bear picture that she painted.

And this is the coffee bear that she made. Yeah, I don't know what a coffee bear is either. (Except that he has coffee grounds glued to his belly.) I was just tickled that kids these days still make crafts with gold brads!


Yellow Flowers

This morning when we got home from gymnastics, Emily picked me this yellow flower that was growing in the yard. Isn't it beautiful??

The Alphabet

And then before she took her nap this afternoon, she wrote her name for me. Do ya see it??? I was so impressed!

Now we're playing with Play-Doh while Dad is watching the OU game. What a fun afternoon.

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By the Numbers

Updated: Added pictures at the end of the post.

55,900,000 - Approx. number of votes for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential Election.

46 - Percent of popular votes won by John McCain in the 2008 Presidential Election.

77 - Number of counties in Oklahoma won by John McCain

4 - Number of years until the next Presidential Election.

330 - Number of (non-unique) blog visitors in the last week.

2 - Number of kids in my Awana Cubbies class last night.

3 - Number of teachers in my Awana Cubbies class last night.

6 - Number of car accidents I saw on my way home last night due to heavy thunderstorms in the area.

20 - Number of minutes Emily and I waited in the car in our driveway waiting for the rain, lightning, hail, and high winds to pass so that we could safely make it to the house.

3 - Number of hours our electricity was out last night due to the storm.

1 - Number of trees that fell in our front yard due to the storm.

8 - Number of Mondays left in 2008

48 - Number of days until Christmas.

20 - Number of days until Thanksgiving.

1 - Number of days until the weekend.

Pictures

Here are a couple pictures of the fallen tree. It was dead before this storm came through, but it fell over because of the wind. This is the tree that had our bird feeder in it. Looks like the feeder was unhurt in the accident. Whew!

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I voted + Pigs, Spiders and What's inside a Pumpkin

I Voted

Pigs

Spiders

What's Inside a Pumpkin?

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Not Me! Monday (Early Edition)

• I did not "trick" my child into an early bedtime tonight since the time changed and it was already dark outside. She was not in bed by 6:30pm!

• I did not "treat" myself to some extra blog time since she was asleep earlier than usual. And although I finished my blogging early, I did not choose to skip all the laundry that needed to be folded and spend some quality time with my husband instead. *wink*

• On Friday night, I did not cut the trip to the fall carnival way short because of a fussy child. Halloween only comes once a year and we MUST enjoy it to the fullest extent possible. And plus, if we leave early, we don't get as much candy!!!

• We did not drive all the way to the grocery store, but fail to go inside because the parking lot was packed! Who cares if we don't have anything for breakfast or lunches tomorrow? Is it really worth going into a packed store? I think not!

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Happy Halloween!!!

Last night after work, we went over to Mike's parents house for Pizza. After we ate, the kids got into their costumes. Emily was Ariel. Mason was Captain Hook, and Madison was a Cheerleader.As the night grew on, Emily got more and more unhappy. She didn't like the Trick-or-Treaters that came to Papa's door looking for candy. (And I couldn't believe the kids don't even say "Thank You" any more!)

We sat around checking out what she'd made at school for a while. Her class also went to the Pumpkin Patch today and each picked out a pumpkin. Then we went to the church for the fall carnival. Emily was really not interested in playing any of the games.

We saw Belle (Sarah) there too ...But this was the predominant look of the night ....


Emily didn't like any of the people that were dressed up. She fussed quite a bit while we were at the church so she and I went home pretty early. She fell asleep in the car in her princess dress. Awww ... a sweet ending to a sugar-sweet night.

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