What am I?

• I am a a bird.

• I can fly, but I usually don't.

• I like to eat insects, lizards, small birds, eggs, fruit, berries, nuts. (I'm an omnivore.)

• I'm a fast bird. I'm so fast that an ISP is named after me!

• Seriously, I can run up to 15 mph.
  

• I build my nest out of sticks. I usually put it in a low tree or bush.

• I make a dove-like "coo" sound that is slow and descending.

• Sometimes I make a rapid clattering sound with my mandibles .. meep! meep!

What am I?

And a Tidbit ...

And I just couldn't resist ... a picture of Emily from lunch today at our favorite Mexican restaurant.

The waiter played a little trick on her.

We were ordering our drinks and I said she wanted a Sprite. She said "and not water!" So when the waiter brought our drinks, he sat our glasses down and said "An iced tea, a diet coke ... and a water for you." She just kinda looked down and softly said "I didn't want water." I said "You didn't? You better take a drink." She took a drink and said "It IS Sprite!"